Dear Universe,

The eight-day headache I've had on this vacation is an Abomination Unto Nuggan and I would appreciate if you would make it stop. I understand you wanted to make an epic storm yesterday (thanks for the rain on my pillow at 4 am btw) and of course there were the hormones earlier. Those are both gone now, so maybe you could give me a break? Pretty please? Ferfucksake?

Beseachingly,
lizcommotion